Franklin D. Roosevelt vs Jerry Seinfeld Snakebite126
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[Intro]
Uh, okay, so this is, like, a very last minute decision, I just kinda was like, "yo, what if I did FDR vs Jerry Seinfeld", so this is all- I don't know how I got here, whatever
Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans
Franklin D. Roosevelt vs Jerry Seinfeld
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[Verse 1 - Jerry Seinfeld]
Want a World War-Burton? Joe Swanson can't spit hard
When old grandpas make up his whole fan club
But by now, I'm sure you're used to sitcoms
Cause that body of yours sure ain't fit for stand-up, ayy!
Jerry Seinfeld, unrivaled
Grab a mic, I'll go right into spittin' fire, insightful
Can't hope to fight all my titles, because my comedy's dominant
While you're awful in politics, your dеmocracy flopped to bits
And your policies aren't shit to thе shows that I've landed
So this song, I'll be calling "Punks in Chairs Getting Their Asses Handed"
Step foot in the White House, unemployment went berserk
Jesus, not even your legs wanted to work!
It's your constitutional right to not talk, so use it
Cause that novice Truman drops more bombs than you, man
What are your contributions? We're all just clueless, for real
Left the American people asking "What's the New Deal?"
Got status higher than you during your infamy spiel, cretin
My damn Bee Movie script tops all your boring ass speeches
My old man fought for the Allies, so I'll respect your appeal
But now the only Axises you're battling are on your wheelchair wheels
Uh, okay, so this is, like, a very last minute decision, I just kinda was like, "yo, what if I did FDR vs Jerry Seinfeld", so this is all- I don't know how I got here, whatever
Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans
Franklin D. Roosevelt vs Jerry Seinfeld
Begin
[Verse 1 - Jerry Seinfeld]
Want a World War-Burton? Joe Swanson can't spit hard
When old grandpas make up his whole fan club
But by now, I'm sure you're used to sitcoms
Cause that body of yours sure ain't fit for stand-up, ayy!
Jerry Seinfeld, unrivaled
Grab a mic, I'll go right into spittin' fire, insightful
Can't hope to fight all my titles, because my comedy's dominant
While you're awful in politics, your dеmocracy flopped to bits
And your policies aren't shit to thе shows that I've landed
So this song, I'll be calling "Punks in Chairs Getting Their Asses Handed"
Step foot in the White House, unemployment went berserk
Jesus, not even your legs wanted to work!
It's your constitutional right to not talk, so use it
Cause that novice Truman drops more bombs than you, man
What are your contributions? We're all just clueless, for real
Left the American people asking "What's the New Deal?"
Got status higher than you during your infamy spiel, cretin
My damn Bee Movie script tops all your boring ass speeches
My old man fought for the Allies, so I'll respect your appeal
But now the only Axises you're battling are on your wheelchair wheels
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