Eternal Youth is Worth a Little Suffering Andrew Lloyd Webber

[ASTROLOGER]
I don't think you should shoot before July 15th
Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
If you wait 'til Venus is in Capricorn
You'll avoid a catalog of crises

[MASSEUSE 1]
I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty

[MASSEUSE 2]
We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
You won't look a day over forty

[BEAUTICIAN 1]
We have dry heat, we have steam

[BEAUTICIAN 2]
We have moisturizing cream

[BEAUTICIAN 3]
We had mud-packs
We have blood sacks

[BEAUTICIAN 2]
It's a rigorous regime