Their Sign (Original) Original Cast of The Lightning Thief Musical (Ft. Eric Meyers, Graham Stevens & Parker Drown)

[PERCY]
What kind of camp is this?
What are you doing here?
I thought you just taught Latin
What's the deal?

[CHIRON/MR. BRUNNER]
(spoken)
Oh, dear. This isn't good. You haven't been debriefed. You've heard of the Greek gods, right?

(sung)
Well, they're real

[BOTH]
They're real

[PERCY]
What? Like we learned in class?
But those were just old stories
Reasons to explain, like, lightning, seasons, rain
There it is, they can't be true

[CHIRON]
Do I look like a myth to you?

[PERCY]
(spoken)
Mr. Brunner, you're a horse?!