[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
HERCULES
VS
NARUTO UZUMAKI
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Hercules]
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I've never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I'm supposed to slay down
I'm taking more swings than your ass on the playground
I'll play it like Pain's bout, I've got superior physique
You're looking like a ramen noodle but you're sucking up to me?
You're known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run
For when they're trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy's acting like a knucklehead fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of Fox News
[Verse 2: Naruto]
Your story is odd, I've heard it a lot, and I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock turned Ancient Greece into Grease the fucking musical
Yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus, I've heard a lot from Hermes
Slapped on the face of Earth, they almost called you herpes
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by the Death Star company
You're half a god, the truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus is when the booze hits
'Cause you're ruthless and you threw the parentship, can't carry it
Only know how to break shit, that explains four marriages
RAP BATTLE!
HERCULES
VS
NARUTO UZUMAKI
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Hercules]
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I've never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I'm supposed to slay down
I'm taking more swings than your ass on the playground
I'll play it like Pain's bout, I've got superior physique
You're looking like a ramen noodle but you're sucking up to me?
You're known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run
For when they're trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy's acting like a knucklehead fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of Fox News
[Verse 2: Naruto]
Your story is odd, I've heard it a lot, and I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock turned Ancient Greece into Grease the fucking musical
Yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus, I've heard a lot from Hermes
Slapped on the face of Earth, they almost called you herpes
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by the Death Star company
You're half a god, the truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus is when the booze hits
'Cause you're ruthless and you threw the parentship, can't carry it
Only know how to break shit, that explains four marriages
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