Breaking News Meet Arnold Cast (Ft. Adam Brody, Bill Hader, Brad Dourif, Brady Noon, Brent Spiner, Brooklynn Prince, Channing Tatum, Colin Hanks, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride, D'Arcy Carden, David Hyde Pierce, David Koechner, Doug Lawrence, Jacob Tremblay, Jadon Sand, James Franco, Jane Lynch, Jenny Slate, Jonah
[Intro]
I wake up in the morning, climb out of my bed
Stick my mustache to the front side of my head
Eat breakfast in the kitchen with my wife and kids
Except I don’t because I live alone
And over to the studio, to say “hello!”
‘Cause I’m the news anchor, gotta start the show
I’ve got a lot of work to fill my predecessor’s shoes
Before he died, he told me just which words to use:
BREAKING NEWS!
The army’s looking for people
To become part of a big hot air balloon
BREAKING NEWS!
Wait, the balloon project’s been cancеlled
’Cause the last onе’s stuck orbiting the moon
BREAKING NEWS!
The project’s done, the moon has won
When the general was asked, he said “I want my mom”
BREAKING NEWS!
Well at least they’re all up there together
Now here’s Bobby with the weather
[Weather: Chet, Bobby]
Hey Bobby, how’s the weather today?
Go away
Are you sure it’s not going to rain?
Go away
Our viewers just need to attain if it’s going to rain
As we both know the weather is your domain
No, it isn’t
But look at all these people that have to remain
Unaware of any drizzle, mist, or HURRICANE!
What? You think they’ll look out their window panes?
And how would it affect all the farmer’s grain?
Uh…
We really need a human here with a functioning brain
‘Cause our backup weather body finds it hard to explain ㅤ
It’s causing some villagers to call and complain
With things like “I’m sorry, could you say that again?”
I don’t work for you
Just read the weather!
No. Go away
Thanks, Bobby, good to have you around
Now onto a section called “What’ve U Found?”
Where the citizens show what they have uncovered
Here are the judges, and here are the buzzers
I wake up in the morning, climb out of my bed
Stick my mustache to the front side of my head
Eat breakfast in the kitchen with my wife and kids
Except I don’t because I live alone
And over to the studio, to say “hello!”
‘Cause I’m the news anchor, gotta start the show
I’ve got a lot of work to fill my predecessor’s shoes
Before he died, he told me just which words to use:
BREAKING NEWS!
The army’s looking for people
To become part of a big hot air balloon
BREAKING NEWS!
Wait, the balloon project’s been cancеlled
’Cause the last onе’s stuck orbiting the moon
BREAKING NEWS!
The project’s done, the moon has won
When the general was asked, he said “I want my mom”
BREAKING NEWS!
Well at least they’re all up there together
Now here’s Bobby with the weather
[Weather: Chet, Bobby]
Hey Bobby, how’s the weather today?
Go away
Are you sure it’s not going to rain?
Go away
Our viewers just need to attain if it’s going to rain
As we both know the weather is your domain
No, it isn’t
But look at all these people that have to remain
Unaware of any drizzle, mist, or HURRICANE!
What? You think they’ll look out their window panes?
And how would it affect all the farmer’s grain?
Uh…
We really need a human here with a functioning brain
‘Cause our backup weather body finds it hard to explain ㅤ
It’s causing some villagers to call and complain
With things like “I’m sorry, could you say that again?”
I don’t work for you
Just read the weather!
No. Go away
Thanks, Bobby, good to have you around
Now onto a section called “What’ve U Found?”
Where the citizens show what they have uncovered
Here are the judges, and here are the buzzers
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