[Intro]
The world doesn't follow the rules of your stupid fucking card game Zach, get used to it
[Verse 1]
I'm a small rogue with no self control
A chaotic neutral who can't find a home and
You've got people lining up at your door
A bard with a guitar and a voice for the scoreboards
[Verse 2]
And you can throw monster after monster at me
And I'll take out my rapier and I'll start swinging
I'm the runt of the litter, I'm the shit of the crew
But you don't remember that I'll stick my neck out for you
I mean the campaign, the campaign of course
[Chorus]
I was an NPC and you were the DM and
It all comes down to the fact that this was never meant to happen
When you told me you didn't love me like I loved you it was a critical hit
[Verse 3]
And
I wish that you could see that I'm stuck in home brew campaign
I promised I wouldn't leave
And you really are trying to get me to stay
But we both know that this won't end the same way
How do I get you to stop rolling the dice on what could work out here for us and
Where do I find the potions to stop making me feel like I'm not enough
The world doesn't follow the rules of your stupid fucking card game Zach, get used to it
[Verse 1]
I'm a small rogue with no self control
A chaotic neutral who can't find a home and
You've got people lining up at your door
A bard with a guitar and a voice for the scoreboards
[Verse 2]
And you can throw monster after monster at me
And I'll take out my rapier and I'll start swinging
I'm the runt of the litter, I'm the shit of the crew
But you don't remember that I'll stick my neck out for you
I mean the campaign, the campaign of course
[Chorus]
I was an NPC and you were the DM and
It all comes down to the fact that this was never meant to happen
When you told me you didn't love me like I loved you it was a critical hit
[Verse 3]
And
I wish that you could see that I'm stuck in home brew campaign
I promised I wouldn't leave
And you really are trying to get me to stay
But we both know that this won't end the same way
How do I get you to stop rolling the dice on what could work out here for us and
Where do I find the potions to stop making me feel like I'm not enough
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