Companies Using Nifty Taxation Systems Fascinating Aida

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Welcome, Ladies, Gentlemen, Taxpayers. Tonight you have spent your money wisely buying a ticket to see FA. Financial Advisors. And now it time to get a return on that investment with some good advice, listen up

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Paying taxes is a grind
It can hit you with a bump
It can be an awful bind
It gives everyone the hump
But if you don't want to pay
Then your quite within the law
You can stash your cash away off shore. (off shore x2)

Welcome to the world of shadow banking
No one really knows what goes on here
Want to pay no tax on your earnings
We can make those earnings disappear
Hide em in the Cayman's, Turks and Caicos, Switzerland, Lichtenstein, Jersey too
Only Little people pay taxes, people like you (and you x4)

We're companies using nifty taxation systems to hide our bumps
Massaging money from haven to haven using shell banks and false funds
Or we offset our cost against taxed in Great Britain were tax is appallingly high
Then declare ours profits in Monaco and we get to keep all the pie
That's why companies using nifty taxation systems spells cunts