Paperboy: The Musical Random Encounters

[TIRE GUY:]
It's a lovely Monday morning;
My ex is still asleep…
I’ll take off all her tires
And roll them down the street

It sounds a bit vindictive
But I swear it's nothing new;
I've been doing it for weeks now!
Rolling wheels is what I do!

[PAPERBOY:]
Hey Mr. Johnson! Stealing your girlfriend’s wheels again?

[TIRE GUY:]
You betcha!

[PAPERBOY:]
Well, watch out! She looks pretty mad!

[TIRE GUY:]
Huh?

[BABYSITTER:]
I'm on a walk with Junior
Like any other day
I'm not sure how it happened
But the baby's rolled away!