Get Me What I Need Aaron Simon Gross

[ARCHIE]
There’s the cool kids –
There’s the preps
And there’s the skate punks
And the jocks –
And then there’s me

There’s the losers –
There’s the nerds
And there’s the stoners
And the goths –
And then there’s me

But then there’s you!
‘Cause you’re the new kid in the school
You’re not defined by one specific breed
And so you’re free to flit from group to group
From scene to scene
‘Cause you’re the conduit, the medium, the go-between
Which means you’re perfectly positioned to
Get me what I need!

[EVAN, spoken]
Look, Archie, I'm the wrong guy for this

[ARCHIE, spoken]
One date, that's all I'm asking!