The Worm Has Turned Eddie Noack

[Verse 1]
You think that I'm so henpecked
Do anything you say
When you say "frog", I ask "How high?"
But gal, there'll come a day
You'll snap your fingers once too often
And it's too late to learn
When you see your daddy honky-tonking
You'll know the worm has turned

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't make him drink
You've hooked this worm too many times
But this time, I won't sink
No need to get your dander up
To rant and rave and shout
Good gal, this worm ain't only turned
This worm turned inside out

[Piano Solo]

[Verse 3]
You used to say such pretty things
Before you said "I do"
But you stopped running when you caught the bus
And the bus and I stopped too
There's lots of fish down in the sea
So if I don't return
Don't jerk your line expecting me
Them fish still love a worm