Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off Harry Connick, Jr.

You say "ee-ther" and I say "ai-ther"
You say "nee-ther" I say "nigh-ther"
"Ee-ther" "ai-ther", "nee-the" "nigh-the"
Let's call the whole thing off

You say "potato" I say "patattah"
You say "tomato" I say "creole" (tomaytuh!)
Let's call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
Oh, if we ever part
That would break my heart

I say "ursta" you say "oyster"
I'm not gonna stop eatin' urstas
Just cause you say oysters
Let's call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
Oh, and if we ever part
That would break my heart

I say "pajamas" you say "pajamas"
Sugar, what's the problem?
For we know we need each other so
We'd better call the calling off off