My Neck, My Back The Vandals

[Chorus]
I'm a-gonna get my worker's comp check
I'm a-gonna buy you lots of food
I'm a-gonna drop some bricks on my head
I'm a-gonna be laid up for good

[Verse 1]
My neck, my back, my neck and my back hurt
I had another accident, so someone tell the management
I'll be in my kiddie pool recovering, I'll get my tools
Another time, if my spine, if it ever realigns

[Bridge]
My neck, my back, my neck and my back
And I never will recover and I never will recover
And I never will recover and I never will recover, yeah

[Chorus]
I'm a-gonna get my worker's comp check
I'm a-gonna buy you lots of food
I'm a-gonna drop some bricks on my head
I'm a-gonna be laid up for good

[Verse 2]
Compassionate society has a whole variety
Of safety nets and benefits for anyone that's ever been
A victim of negligence, stress, fatigue or recklessness
Offer me a settlement. Just offer me a settlement