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Uno Lavoz vs Woodman - Rap Contenders (Ft. Uno Lavoz & Woodman)
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Uno Lavoz vs Woodman - Rap Contenders (Ft. Uno Lavoz & Woodman)
[Round 1 : Woodman]
Real talk, j'aurais préféré clasher en français
J'ai été assimilé par la francophonie au point d'oublier comment parler en anglais
Quand Dony m'a offert Uno Lavoz comme vous j'me suis dit "Eh yo, c'est qui ?"
Ensuite, un côté en moi s'est manifesté même si bien trop enfoui
Soudainement j'me suis rappelé que j'avais déjà fait les KOTD
Les KOTD ? Mais qu'est-ce que je fous ici ?
I'm here cause they needed a vagabond to sneak a stash of chron in his carry on
A true man to expose a Stan behind a mask, shall I carry on ?
Majestic how they gave me a plane to ride and I didn't pay a price
Other than having to stay beside and endure the Puerto Rican cable guy
This a dude who acts dumb and dumber versus a bum who is spitting flames
I smoke weed while fucking your mom, that's fun with dick and Jane
(I'm on my Jim Carrey shit. He's a comedian)
My bars out of this world, send this man to the moon like space venturing
I'll curb this bitch when I roll through with more animals than Ace Ventura
I'll leave him blatenly beaten, I'll slay this comedian
And send his kid to get babysat by Adrien Peterson
I'm the ruthless type, bad luck like I roofed your dice
GHB in your bictches' cup, I roofed your wife
Act like you're going to son me and I'll lose this fight
But I'm already like your son : cause I'mma ruin your life
I'll do his son vile
Poison in his son's vial
He'll call the cops like a snitch
I'll know what time it is soon as I see son dial
Canibus bars !
I said, my notepad will rock your world, that's a comit book
Jaws get hooked, I stood face to face with a shark and stayed so calm it booked
I learn which guns to buy from reading comic books
He ain't no stand-up guy so why is this comic booked ?
I said Canibus bars !
On my lyrical miracle spiritual steez
Kill you with millions of syllables and Little Italy schemes
You're as obscene as can be but even if Mystique is a skeez
When she told you to "beat it" she didn't mean it litterally
Who's gonna stop me ?
In my home we are only known for hockey
So with the blades I'm a pro
Leave this hoe stretched out like he knows pilates
You ain't no Miyagi
You think you're a ninja cause your flow is choppy
But you won't be talking
When I shred you with the metal like Oroku Saki
Rest in peace Donatello
Fuck being seen with a star
I wasn't trying to meet you
This a snuff flick where the little bitch gets pistol whipped with the 9mm
I'll turn this hasbeen battler into a passed date vegetable
I'll shoot a clip in France
And turn this bitch into the Cannes film festival
Facile !
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