TopChoiceMeats BONES

[Intro]
We're here 24 hours a day! This is just what you're looking for!

[Part I: Unknown House]
And they're gonna fake it, Ryan... gonna float it... for, THE TOUCHDOWN!-
"Aww!"
"Guys, we gotta go, I'm done being stuck in this den with you guys every single week, watching football!"
"Man, where would we even go?"
"Jamaica?"
"Jamaica?!"
"Yeah, let's go! Just, dudes, let's go"
*Plane flying sound*
Three friends take a trip of a lifetime in search for something different

[Part II: Jamaica]
"Welp, guys, we made it. It's beautiful out here. Look at the water, it's so clear, so-"
Take a chance
"How the fuck did we even come here?"
"Man, even in Jamaica we can't get in here."
"What do you mean? Let's just keep WALKING, we're here for a couple more days, have fun-"
But little did they know
"Wassup boys? Looking for the girl?"
"...Who're you?"
"Don't worry about it, man, just follow me, one time"
"Come on guys, let's go."
"Sinkar, who is your friend, man?"
"Oh, don't worry man, they with me."
"No. They need the tattoo."
*The sound of a tattoo machine*
"Aaaahhhh!"
"Man, what's this song? We've been hearing it ever since we've been here."
"What song is this?"
"Heh, what song is this? Look at the tattoo you're getting. I take it you boys have been to Phlapepatown"
"Ho-how did you know?"
"Heh... Look at my arm. Yep. I've been down with Phlape for about a... say 12 years. Aaand I'm finished. There, you boys, go, I hope you guys have a good time. You like this?"
"It's great"
"Yeah, sick"
"Thanks, man"
"Of course, man"
"Let's go!"
*Door creek*
"Welcome."