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Does your energy ever get low?
Do you wanna fuck four or five strippers back to back all night?
Try Percocets
Is your stamina not there like it used to be?
Have you ever tried to get it up and just can't get it up?
Well I don't feel that feeling off of Percocets
With a small down payment of $19.99, you can have your very own Perc'
Recommended by four out of five local dealers across America
Percocets, guaranteed to change your life today
Now Percocets is not an over-the-counter drug but will most likely will leave you under one
If you're pregnant right now, you should not be taking Percs
If you owe someone money right now, then you should not be taking Percs
If you're young, rich, and turnt, then you should be taking Percs
Percocets, try one today
If you are interested, call 1-800-RPS-PLEASE
Once again, if you are interested, call 1-800-RPS-PLEASE
Side effects may include excessive money counting, bad bitch fucking, pregnancy from oral sex, stalking from strippers, mass hysteria inside of booty clubs
Percocets are not a replacement for vitamins
If you would like to try Percocets today, talk to your local dealer, see if Percocets are right for you
Does your energy ever get low?
Do you wanna fuck four or five strippers back to back all night?
Try Percocets
Is your stamina not there like it used to be?
Have you ever tried to get it up and just can't get it up?
Well I don't feel that feeling off of Percocets
With a small down payment of $19.99, you can have your very own Perc'
Recommended by four out of five local dealers across America
Percocets, guaranteed to change your life today
Now Percocets is not an over-the-counter drug but will most likely will leave you under one
If you're pregnant right now, you should not be taking Percs
If you owe someone money right now, then you should not be taking Percs
If you're young, rich, and turnt, then you should be taking Percs
Percocets, try one today
If you are interested, call 1-800-RPS-PLEASE
Once again, if you are interested, call 1-800-RPS-PLEASE
Side effects may include excessive money counting, bad bitch fucking, pregnancy from oral sex, stalking from strippers, mass hysteria inside of booty clubs
Percocets are not a replacement for vitamins
If you would like to try Percocets today, talk to your local dealer, see if Percocets are right for you
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