CryptoSanta Lemon Demon

[Verse 1]
Classified project, moving light
Privately funded silent night
North pole station satellite
Red and white
Laser beams are focusing
Converging on a tyrant king

[Chorus]
New dimensions!
Full of presents!
For the children!
In the trillions!

[Verse 2]
With a little bit of brains
Maybe we can do away
With the lack of candy canes
Make Christmas every day
Through scientific enterprise
Maybe we can open eyes
We can revolutionize
The way we move merchandise
No more naughty, no more nice (It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
Just a present and a price (It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
It's a pillow, it's a pet (As seen on TV, as seen on TV)
It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet (As seen on TV!)
Oh god, something went wrong
I can't let you see me like this
I walked through the path of the beam
At first I thought I was okay
Overnight my hair turned white
I've been gaining weight
Involuntary spasms
Like a bowl full of jelly
Outbursts of laughter
We must not tell the shareholders
That would be bad