Another One Rides the Bus (2022 version) "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
Riding in the bus down the boulevard and the place was pretty packed (Yeah)
I couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand with the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more, look out

[Chorus]
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on and another comes on
Another onе rides the bus
Hey, hе's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

[Verse 2]
There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs, there's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me, he hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missing a contact lens, I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stopping again to let a couple more freaks get on, look out

[Chorus]
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus