[Spoken Intro]
I believe in the zodiac! Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic
This is something a little mor- something a little morbidly ironic: my grandmother, uh, she was a cancer, and she was actually killed by a giant crab
This is a song about the idea of irony, so strap in!
[Verse 1]
My dog's stomach was very upset
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet
And on our way to the vet
I killed a cat
[Chorus]
Hey, I said
Isn't that ironic?
[Verse 2]
I adopted a child from overseas
To rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday
We went to Build-A-Bear workshop
[Chorus]
Isn't that ironic?
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
[Verse 3]
A waterpark is burned to the ground
And a, a tow truck has broken down
I always used to cry when I laughed
And then I was raped by a clown
I believe in the zodiac! Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic
This is something a little mor- something a little morbidly ironic: my grandmother, uh, she was a cancer, and she was actually killed by a giant crab
This is a song about the idea of irony, so strap in!
[Verse 1]
My dog's stomach was very upset
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet
And on our way to the vet
I killed a cat
[Chorus]
Hey, I said
Isn't that ironic?
[Verse 2]
I adopted a child from overseas
To rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday
We went to Build-A-Bear workshop
[Chorus]
Isn't that ironic?
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
[Verse 3]
A waterpark is burned to the ground
And a, a tow truck has broken down
I always used to cry when I laughed
And then I was raped by a clown
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