The Leopards Featuring Gardenia and the Mighty Slug T. Rex

[Intro]
We're the leopards
We're the leopards
We're the leopards

[Verse 1]
The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain
(We're the leopards)
King Kong built a car inside his brain
(We're the leopards)
You tell me who's the sexiest, but why, it's Gardenia & the Mighty Slug
(We're the leopards)

[Verse 2]
Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
(We're the leopards)
Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me
(We're the leopards)
I have never seen a freak look as weird as you
Except for, Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
(We're the leopards)

[Verse 3]
Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
(We're the leopards)
Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain
(We're the leopards)
I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough
Just like, Gardenia and the Mighty Slug (We're the leopards)
I know that we know that he know it's wrong
(We're the leopards)
To spend your life inside a song
(We're the leopards)