Teenie Weenie (Eenie Meenie Parody) Bart Baker

[Refrain: Austin Smith as Shlong Kingston & Bart Baker as Justin Wiener]
Teenie Weenie it won't grow
Think it ran away from home
If you find it, if if if you find it, let me know

[Verse 1: Shlong Kingston]
She cannot find it
It's sucked inside
I'm like an asian
Stereotyped
I wiz on my nut
Don't swat my fly
Wider than Justin's

[Pre-Chorus: Shlong Kingston]
You've seen lots of types
The tree trunk and meat sword
But you laugh at my little chode
Ima show it some fight
And pump and extend it
So i can turn this needle into a bone

[Chorus 1: Shlong Kingston]
At least its really wide wide wide wide wide
Can't see it from the side side side side side
Be careful when we grind grind grind grind
It's kind of fragile for a small littlе stump