Brown Eyed Handsome Man Lyle Lovett

[Verse 1]
He was arrested on charges of unemployment
He was standing at the witness stand
The judge's wife, she told the district attorney
"You better free that brown-eyed man
You want your job, you'd better free that brown-eyed man"

[Verse 2]
Well, I went flying across the desert on a TWA
I saw a woman walking 'cross the sand
She'd been walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

[Verse 3]
And now way back in history two thousand years
Ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good women shedding some tears
Over a brown-eyed handsome man
A lot of trouble with a, a brown-eyed handsome man

[Verse 4]
And the Venus de Milo was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hands
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
Over a brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a, a brown-eyed handsome man