It’s So Fucking Hot [Workshop] Lin-Manuel Miranda (Ft. Christopher Jackson & Henry Gainza)

-beat boxing-

[USNAVI]
Wepa!
Yo it’s so fucking hot!
Hundred degrees in the shade today, hate to say
My air conditioner’s just a paperweight with no juice, but I stay loose
With this freestyle buck wild beat
The only way to beat the sun's heat
Plus we don’t need someone to tell us that we're funky
Though the road is bumpy, we never grumpy
Have fun, be optimistic, don’t go ballistic
You got some lipstick on your collar, oh Benny
A gentlemen and a scholar disappeared last night
But that’s alright, you’re quite a gigolo, Deuce Bigalow
I taught him everything I know, so where did you ascend the silly, ho?
Go! And keep it up! Don’t fuck up my flow son!

[BENNY]
Yo she’s a sophisticated lady and I’m the tramp
I swept her off her pretty feet under the streetlamp
And then we made the satin sheets damp but just to recap
I wanna go over something that happened
A certain someone shoulda been tapping that ass
Like Aladdin tapped Jasmine instead of acting like a has-been
Messing with Vanessa in that nightclub
Why didn't you hit that shit like Brad Pitt in Fight Club?
You blew your shot ain’t that right scrub?