Alexander Anderson: A Hellsing X Hamilton Parody TeamFourStar (Ft. Hbi2k, KaiserNeko, Lanipator, Megami33, Nowacking (Elite3) & Takahata101)

[Alucard]
How does a bastard, orphan,
sunnova whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of
a forgotten spot
in an Italian village without a roof
for sleeping under,
grow up to be a deadly demon hunter?

[Seras Victoria]
The Paladin Catholic father without a father
got a lot farther by working
a lot harder
by being a lot smarter by being
a self-starter.
At fourteen, who knew he was gonna
become a martyr?

[Pip Bernadotte]
And so he got a job with the mob
smugglin' Heroin
but soon the law was hot on his trail
pursuit was narrowin'
so he disguised himself as a priest
and a Samaritan
and felt the urge to be much more
than a barbarian.