[Intro: Alaska Thunderfuck]
Dear Uber driver
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride

[Verse 1: Willam, Courtney Act & Alaska Thunderfuck]
Hurry don't be late
Meet me at the gate
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps
While I beat my face
I'm gonna need my light
My brows are even right?
(No)
Why you watchin' me?
Oi! Eyes on the street
Now don't avert your eyes
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a surprise
Don't play it by the book
Go on it's fine to look
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peek

[Pre-Chorus 1: All & Willam]
You gotta know first of all I ain't no lady
Matter fact, I'm fucking crazy
Bitch you better make that light
Go! Go! What the fuck
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