Golfin’ Blues Loudon Wainwright III

Walkin' down by the golf course
Watchin the golfers golf
Watchin' them hit them golf balls
They're ridin' in their golf carts

Mr. Jones shot an eagle
Mr. Smith shot a par
Mr. Green shot a bogey
He's down drinking in the clubhouse bar

I'll never be no caddie
Totin' another man's bag
I'll never be no caddie
Wavin' another man's flag

Watch out for that sand trap
Wear your golfin' shoes
Watch out for that frog pond
Watch out for them golfin' blues