Timeless to me Nathan Lane

Wilbur:
Styles keepa changin
The worlds rearrangin
But edna your timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter
A beer costs a quarter
But time cannot take what comes free
Your like a stinky old cheese babe
Just gettin riper with age
Your like a fatal disease babe
But theres no cure
So let this fever rage
Some folks can't stand it
Say time is like a bandit
But i take the opposite view
Cause when i need a lift
Time brings a gift
Another day with you
A twist or a waltz
Its all the same schmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
You'll never be old hat
Thats that!
You're timeless to me
Edna:
Oh Wilbur i love you!
Fads keep a fadin'
Castros invading
But wilber you're timeless to me
Hairdos are higher
Mine feels like barbed wire
But you say im chic as can be!
You're like a rare vintage ripple
A vintage they'll never forget
So pour me a teeny weenie triple
And we can toast the fact
We ain't dead yet!
I can't stop eating
You're hairline's receding
And soon you'll have nothing at all
So you'll wear a wig
While i roast a pig
Hey! pass the geritol!
Glenn miller had brass
That chubby checker's a gas
But they all pass eventually
You'll never be passe
Hip horray!
You're timeless to me!