[Chorus 1: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
Because this song's all about being big, suck a dick, thin people
If you are super thin, super thin, you're evil
This catchy tune's message should have been we're equal
But it shames thin women, thin women-men-men-men-men
[Verse 1: Meghan Trainor]
Yeah, it's kind of clear, I like to eat food
But I can write big hit songs, and I can sing 'em too
I see these skinny girls that get super famous
So I say, hey, why not Meghan Trainor?
I talk like I am Black even though I am white
I lived in the suburbs, I've had a perfect life
Still, there's one thing that bugs me, I don't know why
But when I see good-looking skinny people, I think they should die
[Pre-Chorus 1: Meghan Trainor, White-haired women, Juliette Kendall as Female dancer #1]
Yeah, my mama, she told me, "Don't worry about your size"
But when I see thin women, I want to gouge out their eyes
(Gouge out their eyeballs, gouge out their eyeballs)
When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say, "Oh, my God, I feel so fat"
I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat (Whoa!)
[Chorus 2: Meghan Trainor, White-haired women, Armond Anderson-Bell as Sione Kelepi]
Now all five of us will do this dumb dance, this dumb dance (We're dancing)
These girls need haircuts bad, really bad (We can't see)
Meghan, give me a chance, just one chance, to rest, please
I hired you to dance, damn it, dance
Because this song's all about being big, suck a dick, thin people
If you are super thin, super thin, you're evil
This catchy tune's message should have been we're equal
But it shames thin women, thin women-men-men-men-men
[Verse 1: Meghan Trainor]
Yeah, it's kind of clear, I like to eat food
But I can write big hit songs, and I can sing 'em too
I see these skinny girls that get super famous
So I say, hey, why not Meghan Trainor?
I talk like I am Black even though I am white
I lived in the suburbs, I've had a perfect life
Still, there's one thing that bugs me, I don't know why
But when I see good-looking skinny people, I think they should die
[Pre-Chorus 1: Meghan Trainor, White-haired women, Juliette Kendall as Female dancer #1]
Yeah, my mama, she told me, "Don't worry about your size"
But when I see thin women, I want to gouge out their eyes
(Gouge out their eyeballs, gouge out their eyeballs)
When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say, "Oh, my God, I feel so fat"
I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat (Whoa!)
[Chorus 2: Meghan Trainor, White-haired women, Armond Anderson-Bell as Sione Kelepi]
Now all five of us will do this dumb dance, this dumb dance (We're dancing)
These girls need haircuts bad, really bad (We can't see)
Meghan, give me a chance, just one chance, to rest, please
I hired you to dance, damn it, dance
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