No Substitute (Chef Aid version) Isaac Hayes

This next song is off my first greatest hits album

You know, Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way
Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way

No, I mean special
Like the song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird
And make sweet love to it all night long

Just two hummingbirds moanin' and groanin'
And letting their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy
Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird
And eases his way into her golden valley
Gliding gently in and out, in and out, ooh, in and out

Two hummingbirds doin' it doggy-style all night long
Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion
And lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest
And it makes me wanna
It makes me wanna sing this special song for you
Yeah, baby
Yeah, mama

Ooh, Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me
How I'd love to lay you down
And lick every inch of your body
With my tongue
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me
Get it together and make sweet love