Alexa Bliss Bowling for Soup

[Verse 1]
She saw me for the first time in Columbus
But she was with her friends and I was in a tour bus
A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot
I didn't even know that she was famous
How could someone so pretty be so dangerous?
She's only 5' tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots

[Pre-Chorus]
And I hear she can even sing
She's the champ of everything

[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

[Verse 2]
She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers
Some say they hate her but they just don't get her
And if you try to bring her down, she'll say "Bless your heart"
Her favorite song's "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (What's a two way?)
Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah
She's got a pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart