Mr Short Cummings Lady Saw

[Intro]
Every night deh bwoy yah si mi
An him a tell mi him have a big cock fi gimmi
When mi go a him yard an seh bring hi
Di likkle fool fool bwoy couldn't fling hi

[Verse 1]
Yow! A wah that yuh a work wid mi dan
A really that yuh waan big woman wine pon
Yuh have a nerve fi bring that to Marion
Yow da cocky deh fi dash weh in a garbage pan
Yow! Yuh have a great mind take out yo belt
An beat yuh pony o cock till di likkle thing swell
It fold up like shrimp in a likkle conch shell
All when it stiff it look like hi dead

[Chorus]
You Mr Short Cummings
Yuh know yuh naw get no knowings
Gyal when yo si him just run him
Cause di cock not crowing

You Mr Short Cummings
Yuh know yuh naw get no knowings
Gyal when yo si him just run him
No teck di pussy show him