Spoiling Ivan Rubberbandits (Ft. Mr Chrome)

[Verse 1]
I'm sitting in a park drinking some tins
Smoking half a cigarette I found in a bin
I see a little boy
He jumps of the swings
He hits a load of nettles and they're stinging his shins
He's crying for his mother but she isn't around
He's sitting on the ground making waa waa sounds
I run over to help him sit him up on my lap
I make a funny face
Hahaha, he starts to laugh
He says his name is Ivan
I bought him some sweets
I take him by the hand as we walk the streets
I got him bottle 'coz, he's my favourite boy
I made him promise we'd be friends til the day he dies

[Chorus]
Knock Knock
Who's there? it's my little teddy bear
Spoiling Ivan, Spoiling Ivan
Ding Dong guess who it's my little kangaroo
Spoiling Ivan spoiling Ivan
Ooooh, Never known a boy like you before

[Verse 2]
He's good at darts and hugging
And doing what he's told
I'd love to get him drunk but Ivan's only 6 years old
I showed him my big muscles
He thinks they're really cool
And he said he wants a snake for christmas so I bought him 2
And when his folks are sleeping
I call around to play
We rob his parents heroin and throw it all away
We put on roller blades and skate around all day
With bellies full of sticky buds and fizzy lemonade!