Almost Nearly Perfect Original London Cast of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Ft. Jack Costello)

[CHARLIE]
Look at this bent umbrella
Hardly know why you'd throw it away
I've a trick with some wire and stick
So I'll save it for a rainy day

Here's a glove with no partner
It's got lost so she tossed you aside, but
I've a date for you, woolly mate
And the half a heaven you provide

Almost nearly perfect
Yes, it's near enough to new
Your trash is my treasure
Your "goodbye" is my "how d'ja do"

How d'ja do?
How d'ja do again?
How d'ja do?
Very well, then

Here's a coin, well, it once was
Now it's a smashed penny token
But I know that my Grandpa Joe
Would say that "this only barely broken"