I Always Suspected I Was Watching Television Turtlenecked

[Intro]
1-2-3 Go

[Verse 1]
When I think
I am free to sing
My words trip
On the wetness of my lips
Oh boys in frustration with nonexistent limitations
Still he gets a pass I see beheadings in masks

[Chorus]
On hdtvs
As surreal as it seems
On hdtvs
On hdtvs

[Verse 2]
No-one wants to misspeak
And I would know
I wouldn’t even dream
Of such polemics
America in epidemic

[Bridge]
I am perturbed
A bottle and my t-shirt
Scarlet amniotic
All the words I still slur