[Intro, spoken]
Here we see the common domestic goose... Anser cygnoides domesticus.
Found across the British countryside, it is known for its distinctive call, proud, majestic stature, and for being an all-round inconsiderate little git...
[Verse 1: Goose]
Who's this? The true prince of nuisance
Cruise in, whoops, you're going to need a new fence
Abusing the humans for my amusement
Since I hatched and every afternoon since
You can look for clues but you won't see any boot prints
Doesn't take a sleuth to deduce just who's been
Brewing up a feud with a borough full of rubes
Yes, I'm coming home to roost
And they're gonna need some tutoring
You can try to shoo me, but I'm a tad imprudent
This community is soon to see some new goosey improvements
All your property? Yes, it belongs to me
Oh, I see you disagree? Whoops, it's ruined!
I waddle on to the allotments
Squat in the shallots
Then make off with half the plot while you're not watching
Popped in for another gobble of your stocks
Then I'm off to see the shops
And you wonder where your crops went
Run off with your onions, pluck a couple pumpkins
I don't even eat 'em, I just steal 'em and I dump them
Nothing's more fun than befuddling a bumpkin
Huddled in the shrubbery while smuggling your luncheon
Didn't knock, I just had to grab a quick fix
Leave it unlocked, I'll be back for cabbage picnic
Pick & mix, picking on a scared kid
Mixing up his glasses on his arse
While I scarper with his airfix
Here we see the common domestic goose... Anser cygnoides domesticus.
Found across the British countryside, it is known for its distinctive call, proud, majestic stature, and for being an all-round inconsiderate little git...
[Verse 1: Goose]
Who's this? The true prince of nuisance
Cruise in, whoops, you're going to need a new fence
Abusing the humans for my amusement
Since I hatched and every afternoon since
You can look for clues but you won't see any boot prints
Doesn't take a sleuth to deduce just who's been
Brewing up a feud with a borough full of rubes
Yes, I'm coming home to roost
And they're gonna need some tutoring
You can try to shoo me, but I'm a tad imprudent
This community is soon to see some new goosey improvements
All your property? Yes, it belongs to me
Oh, I see you disagree? Whoops, it's ruined!
I waddle on to the allotments
Squat in the shallots
Then make off with half the plot while you're not watching
Popped in for another gobble of your stocks
Then I'm off to see the shops
And you wonder where your crops went
Run off with your onions, pluck a couple pumpkins
I don't even eat 'em, I just steal 'em and I dump them
Nothing's more fun than befuddling a bumpkin
Huddled in the shrubbery while smuggling your luncheon
Didn't knock, I just had to grab a quick fix
Leave it unlocked, I'll be back for cabbage picnic
Pick & mix, picking on a scared kid
Mixing up his glasses on his arse
While I scarper with his airfix
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