Hideous Towns The Sundays

[Verse 1]
Don't ask me why, don't ask me why
I joined the army, The Salvation Army
But it didn't help
Don't ask me why, don't ask me why
I joined the army, but it drove me barmy
And it didn't help

[Chorus]
Hideous towns make me throw up

[Verse 2]
Don't ask me why, don't ask me why
I went into service with The Civil Service
But it didn't help
Don't ask me why, don't ask me why
I went into service, but it made me nervous
And it didn't help

[Chorus]
Ooh, hideous towns made me throw up

[Post-Chorus]
And sticks and stones may break my bones
But words will just finish me off
Yeah, near enough