
Calling Home Adam Sandler
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I'm okay at basketball... baseball was more my thing....
Well, uh, I think they have a pickup game goin on at 10 AM tomorrow
Morning in the main gym for us freshmen
You playin?
It's a co-ed game, so it's a good chance to see some hungover chicks run
Up and down the court, watch their titties bounce, and hopefully have them
Back up into your morning dick wood while you D up...
That could be nice
You wanna head over to that frat party and start shotgunning some beers?
Just give me a few minutes, I gotta call my family, tell em I'm all
Situated here...
Good deal... I'll be in the bathroom whackin it
(phone dials and rings)
...that's because Mrs. Snidel had her eyebrows and babushka lasered
Off, hello?
Hey mom, I'm at school, I'm all moved in, everything's great...
Well, uh, I think they have a pickup game goin on at 10 AM tomorrow
Morning in the main gym for us freshmen
You playin?
It's a co-ed game, so it's a good chance to see some hungover chicks run
Up and down the court, watch their titties bounce, and hopefully have them
Back up into your morning dick wood while you D up...
That could be nice
You wanna head over to that frat party and start shotgunning some beers?
Just give me a few minutes, I gotta call my family, tell em I'm all
Situated here...
Good deal... I'll be in the bathroom whackin it
(phone dials and rings)
...that's because Mrs. Snidel had her eyebrows and babushka lasered
Off, hello?
Hey mom, I'm at school, I'm all moved in, everything's great...
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