Chinese Pie Balloon Pepper Coyote

[Verse 1]
What do I see in the crisp Alaskan air
I didn't know, didn't think that they would dare
A super secret machine, forbidden orb that's in my dreams
That lacks ability to steer or control it's speed

[Verse 2]
Who knows the purpose of this dastardly device
That can't be stopped by the sleet or snow or ice
Wherever the wind may blow, is where this pie balloon will go
I bet they'll never suspect it even though it's detected by looking up

[Chorus]
Chinese pie balloon
Can I get you filled with meat or fruit
In the morning or the aftеrnoon
There's a Chinesе pie balloon

[Verse 3]
Two million bucks is a small small price to pay
To make the big scary balloon go away
How did they miss the first shot? The F-22 doesn't know
Two-hundred feet tall and unable to dodge, could they hit the broadside of a barn? (On a barn, on a barn, on a barn)

[Chorus]
Chinese pie balloon
Brighter than the sun in July balloon
Ain't no way that you can hide balloon
To see my Chinese pie balloon