The Reckoning Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Ft. John Lithgow, Norbert Leo Butz & Sherie Rene Scott)

LAWRENCE
How could you do that to her?

FREDDY
Do what to her?
We're in her room
The lights are low
I've got it made
All systems go
I'm in. She's down-
The hair; the gown-
We go to kiss;
She conks me out
Then I wake up
With nothing on
She took my clothes
My shoes are gone
My wallet's gone
My watch is gone
And here I am a schmuck in a robe

LAWRENCE
And you expect me to believe that
When she just returned the fifty
Thousand dollars I gave to her?