[Verse 1]
I never got a grip on penmanship
Could never make the small L's flow
Seldom found the trick to arithmetic
Three plus two be faux pas
[Chorus 1]
But ask for some palm trees
Or tales from the South Seas
And I just might turn your head
[Verse 2]
I never had the clout to knock one out
But hitting was the name of my game
Standing on third as the coaches conferred
Close to my first claim to fame
[Chorus 2]
Just give me the steal sign
And I'll make home plate mine
And I just might turn some heads
[Bridge]
Sometimes I may get a little drastic
Sometimes I just let my feelings show
Sometimes I may be a bit sarcastic
Most times that's the way the story goes
I never got a grip on penmanship
Could never make the small L's flow
Seldom found the trick to arithmetic
Three plus two be faux pas
[Chorus 1]
But ask for some palm trees
Or tales from the South Seas
And I just might turn your head
[Verse 2]
I never had the clout to knock one out
But hitting was the name of my game
Standing on third as the coaches conferred
Close to my first claim to fame
[Chorus 2]
Just give me the steal sign
And I'll make home plate mine
And I just might turn some heads
[Bridge]
Sometimes I may get a little drastic
Sometimes I just let my feelings show
Sometimes I may be a bit sarcastic
Most times that's the way the story goes
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