White Negro (The Motto Parody) Bart Baker (Ft. Ron Austar)

[Verse: Ron Austar as Drake, Bart Baker as Cop]
I'm a black man, you don't get it, do ya?
I paint my face white, because I wanna fool ya
Go to brown town, talkin' South Central bitch
The 5-0 love me like I'm Justin Beiber
No matter what I do I don't get in trouble dude
Dealing crack, or pissing on the cops roof
White face when they see me they always say
"You ain't' black, why the fuck would we arrest you?"
How you feel, How you feel, How you feel?
I just robbed a bank and I'm still not in jail!
I'm in public exposing myself. Every day, all day
And I always get away
This is how I steal, This is also how I deal
Just put on my white boy shorts and my fake white boy hair
As long as these cops are racist as hell
I can guarantee you, I won’t go to jail
White negro what’s up?

[Chorus: Drake]
White as an albino, can’t tell I’m a Negro?
No matter what I do, All the Five-0, They let me go
I Put on my white face, white face, white face
When I’m breaking lots of laws, I put on my white face
White face, white face, please don’t tell the KKK
Can’t see me cause the color in the way
White Negro, what’s up? Ah ah!, white negro, what’s up? Ah ah!