Samus the Spaceman Cowboy Random Encounters

[Spoken]
Let me tell you a legend
About the greatest bounty hunter who ever lived
A real manly man, a rugged warrior
And they call him, 'Samus Aran.'

[Sung]
As a child, he was raised up by the Chozo --
That's a tribe of martian Indians, I think --
He saved the world and blew up other planets
By the time that he was old enough to drink

A sissy purple dragon ate his family
So then Samus launched some whoopass in a can
And beat that ugly beast three ways to Sunday
Like a burly, beefy, brawny macho man!

Oh Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He's a hero to us all!
Yes, Samus thе Spaceman Cowboy
Has a robotic suit and giant balls!

[Spoken]
...Morph Balls, I mean
That's wherе he curls up into a little ball and rolls around
Like an exploding armadilla!