Thank You Very Much R. Stevie Moore

You shoulda seen the looks on their faces
When I jumped up on the big stage
I was smiling and laughing and crying happily
Because I had finally come of age

Everything that started happening
Was very very very nice
Everyone began applauding
It was surely worth admission price

And I said
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you very much
Thank you very much
Thank you very much

So I woke up and saw how stupid I'd been
To believe in such a dumb dream
That could never happen to me
Not in a million years, it would seem

So I cast a gaze upon the clock
To see what I had thrown away
I did not know how to read the thing
What was the actual time of day?
I don't know if it is time to go to work
Or is it time to play?
Or is it where my work is playing
With the lyrics that I have to say?