Money Heist vs. The Wolf of Wall Street Freshy Kanal (Ft. Gridline Studios, Keyblade, Marshall Lawless & Mr. Tibbs)
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
THE PROFESSOR
VS
JORDAN BELFORT
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Jordan Belfort]
You built your house on money, but you don't know how money works
Tried to send your buddies first. Why, 'cause your tummy hurts?
Think about your gameplan 'cuz I don't work with honesty
Play chess with my mind, I'll buy the board and play Monopoly
You can't cold call and still be shaking in fear
You take credit for a heist that wasn't even your idea
I throw a party every day full of ladies with their boobs out
You throw a slumber party with yourself in your scrooge gown
With my marketing strategies, I just started a family
You put a masked parade with fragile brains and hand grenades in charge of your identity
How would you target your enemy?
Hiding behind your damn PC doesn't recharge your memory
You freak out in mommy's cellar when it's getting louder
Like your crew is breaking windows while you just opened a browser
What about your inspector chick? Did she vanish from your eyes, kid?
I got her downstairs taking shots, but this time, she liked it
[Verse 2: The Professor]
Your company already had a shaky start
For working on Wall Street, you're team's easy to break apart
That pack of animals leaves with a question mark
You'd get more profit if you moved your zoo into Central Park
You don't have what it takes, you scrambled your brain
You put the pen on so many checks, it left your marriage erased
Since your mind counted money, your love has been destroyed
Now you're only getting head when you flip a coin!
The suit sued thousands once you stooped out
Swallowed your respect once the loots chewed out
And soon your mountains of crews moved out
On your quartely report, the stocks went 'Boom!, Boom!, Ciao!'
RAP BATTLE!
THE PROFESSOR
VS
JORDAN BELFORT
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Jordan Belfort]
You built your house on money, but you don't know how money works
Tried to send your buddies first. Why, 'cause your tummy hurts?
Think about your gameplan 'cuz I don't work with honesty
Play chess with my mind, I'll buy the board and play Monopoly
You can't cold call and still be shaking in fear
You take credit for a heist that wasn't even your idea
I throw a party every day full of ladies with their boobs out
You throw a slumber party with yourself in your scrooge gown
With my marketing strategies, I just started a family
You put a masked parade with fragile brains and hand grenades in charge of your identity
How would you target your enemy?
Hiding behind your damn PC doesn't recharge your memory
You freak out in mommy's cellar when it's getting louder
Like your crew is breaking windows while you just opened a browser
What about your inspector chick? Did she vanish from your eyes, kid?
I got her downstairs taking shots, but this time, she liked it
[Verse 2: The Professor]
Your company already had a shaky start
For working on Wall Street, you're team's easy to break apart
That pack of animals leaves with a question mark
You'd get more profit if you moved your zoo into Central Park
You don't have what it takes, you scrambled your brain
You put the pen on so many checks, it left your marriage erased
Since your mind counted money, your love has been destroyed
Now you're only getting head when you flip a coin!
The suit sued thousands once you stooped out
Swallowed your respect once the loots chewed out
And soon your mountains of crews moved out
On your quartely report, the stocks went 'Boom!, Boom!, Ciao!'
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