[Riley]
People call me The Fund-raiser
They call me that 'cause that's what I do
I raise funds
I get my money up
The first rule of fundraising is don't give nothing to nobody
Period
No charities, no homeless people, Salvation Army, Red Cross, starving Africans, nothing
[Homeless Man]
Hey, brother
[Riley]
You can't be raising funds and giving funds away at the same time
That's like getting high on your own supply
I always had the drive to make money
And the plan
I knew that if I studied enough gangster movies, I'd know everything I need to know to take over the streets
[Grandad]
Jesus, boy
Look at you
All you do is lay around here and watch TV and eat my food and breathe my air
Just as lazy as you can be
Go out and do something
People call me The Fund-raiser
They call me that 'cause that's what I do
I raise funds
I get my money up
The first rule of fundraising is don't give nothing to nobody
Period
No charities, no homeless people, Salvation Army, Red Cross, starving Africans, nothing
[Homeless Man]
Hey, brother
[Riley]
You can't be raising funds and giving funds away at the same time
That's like getting high on your own supply
I always had the drive to make money
And the plan
I knew that if I studied enough gangster movies, I'd know everything I need to know to take over the streets
[Grandad]
Jesus, boy
Look at you
All you do is lay around here and watch TV and eat my food and breathe my air
Just as lazy as you can be
Go out and do something
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