[Intro]
Looking down from Heaven
I see my flat carcass (in front of 7/11.)
Wish I could say it was the first time
But I'm a cat. (So in terms of life, she's had nine.)
[Verse 1]
The first time I died, as I remember
I landed on my feet. (But, it was into a blender.)
My next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin' in them
That really fancy thing (was botulism)
Life three, easy, nappin' on some jeans
The problem was the jeans (were in a washing machine.)
[Chorus]
Don't feel sorry for me
I've had nine times the lives you could ever dream
[Verse 2]
Life four
I became a pillow on Pinterest
Life five
I died from sheer disinterest
Life six
I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers
Life seven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper
Life eight
Donated my guts for tennis rackets
But, it turns out they don't even use cat guts! Can you put that in brackets? (We'll add it in post!)
Looking down from Heaven
I see my flat carcass (in front of 7/11.)
Wish I could say it was the first time
But I'm a cat. (So in terms of life, she's had nine.)
[Verse 1]
The first time I died, as I remember
I landed on my feet. (But, it was into a blender.)
My next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin' in them
That really fancy thing (was botulism)
Life three, easy, nappin' on some jeans
The problem was the jeans (were in a washing machine.)
[Chorus]
Don't feel sorry for me
I've had nine times the lives you could ever dream
[Verse 2]
Life four
I became a pillow on Pinterest
Life five
I died from sheer disinterest
Life six
I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers
Life seven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper
Life eight
Donated my guts for tennis rackets
But, it turns out they don't even use cat guts! Can you put that in brackets? (We'll add it in post!)
Comments (0)
The minimum comment length is 50 characters.
Information
Users of Guests are not allowed to comment this publication.
There are no comments yet. You can be the first!