On The Door Brendan Maclean (Ft. Amanda Palmer)

[All vocals are spoken by Amanda Palmer unless otherwise denoted]

[Intro]
We need one more situation

[Hook]
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four

[Phone Keypad Tones]

[Spoken Phone Call Sample: American Woman named "Melissa"]
(static)Hey, Amanda, it's Melissa. Hi, I'm sorry to be calling you, I know your show is, like, right now. But we're outside, and I'm with my friend Chris, and he's with, um his cousin Stella and she just came back from college and she's a HUGE fan and she really, really wants to see you. Do you mind just putting me on plus...three?

[Verse 1]
When you want the door list, you're pushing all your luck
The door list is for those I want to undress and fuck
So if you really love me, and want to see the show
Then show your coins and gird your loins and get your face down low

[Hook]
You're on the door, minus one
You're on the door, minus two
You're on the door, minus three
You're on the door, minus four