You Can’t Win Kelly Clarkson

[Verse 1]
If you go, they'll say you're following
If you don't, then you're too good for them
If you smile, you must be ignorant
If you don't, what's your problem?
If you're down, so ungrateful
And if you're happy, why so selfish?
And, you can't win, no
You can't win, no

[Chorus]
The one who doesn't quite fit in
Underdressed under your skin, oh
A walking disaster
Every time you try to fly, you end up falling out of line, oh
You can't, you can't win, no

[Verse 2]
If you're thin, poor little walking disease
If you're not, they're all screaming obese
If you're straight, why aren't you married yet?
If you're gay, why aren't you wavin' a flag?
If it's wrong, you're nailing it
If it's right, you always miss
You can't win, no
You can't win, no