[Chorus]
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I want to go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I want to go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
[Verse 1]
It was getting late, like a quarter past eight
Me and Mike had played Madden for like twenty hours straight
I was getting tired, Mike was getting tired
Couldn't keep my eyes open, it felt like they were on fire
We couldn't go to sleep, 'cause when we go to sleep
There's a man named Farty Krueger that we always meet
C'mon, man, you ain't heard of Farty?
Whenever you're asleep, Farty Kreuger likes to party
He's scary and his breath smells like cat poop
And worst of all, he's got a Jonas Brothers tattoo
Farty, what the heck were you thinking?
That was the worst idea since Farty vs. Jason
I say "Mike, bro, we gotta stay awake
Look, I'm still a virgin, I don't wanna die today
Just keep your eyes open 'til the sun comes up"
Soon as I finished talking, both my eyes closed shut
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I want to go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Farty, please
Would you just quit bothering me?
I want to go to sleep, but I don't wanna die tonight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
[Verse 1]
It was getting late, like a quarter past eight
Me and Mike had played Madden for like twenty hours straight
I was getting tired, Mike was getting tired
Couldn't keep my eyes open, it felt like they were on fire
We couldn't go to sleep, 'cause when we go to sleep
There's a man named Farty Krueger that we always meet
C'mon, man, you ain't heard of Farty?
Whenever you're asleep, Farty Kreuger likes to party
He's scary and his breath smells like cat poop
And worst of all, he's got a Jonas Brothers tattoo
Farty, what the heck were you thinking?
That was the worst idea since Farty vs. Jason
I say "Mike, bro, we gotta stay awake
Look, I'm still a virgin, I don't wanna die today
Just keep your eyes open 'til the sun comes up"
Soon as I finished talking, both my eyes closed shut
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