Club Night Lil Dicky

[Intro]
Yep, ayy
Yep, ayy
Man, you know who it is

[Verse 1]
Friday fucking night, we 'bout to do this right
Dicky rollin to the club, he about to find his wife
'Cause he fresher than a kid that called his mom a fuckin' hoe
Bunch a bitches getting low, pimpin'? You already know
I'm 'bout to get up on the flow and then bring the chicken to my crib
Getting drunk up in this muthafucka, fuck you think this is?
Then I see a bad bitch with a booty and a half
I make a move on that cutie, "Excuse me, do you wanna dance?"
Then she looked at me and laughed like I didn't have a chance
Like I shouldn't even ask, so I proceeded to get trashed
Then I'm at the bar now and it's so loud, but I'm takin' shots and I'm throwin down
And I see a pretty lady, so I send her some of that cold brown
And she turned around, and then turned it down
Because in her words, she "Don't like to flirt with clowns"
And I'm alone and pouting, overcrowded, I need to get up out this club

[Chorus]
I been inside this club for way too long
I wanna leave and eat calzones
None of these females wanna bone
My self esteem is all but gone