Please Don’t Hate Me Insane Clown Posse

[Intro: Violent J]
"I gotta tell him. I gotta be a man and handle my business. I know he's gonna hate me. *Sigh* I gotta call him."

[Verse 1: Violent J]
What up, dog? What you been up to?
Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for while, right?
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
(Uh oh) But hear me out
I didn't mean nothin' by it, I'ma make this quick (What)
I gave your mama this dick (Oh)
I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slappin'
I was over there mowin' the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was, with her titty hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm butt-fuckin' your mother

[Chorus]
Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me)
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
(Relax) I never said I loved the ho
Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me)
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
Never shoulda trusted a Juggalo